Random

Makes no sense, random Makes no sense, life is so random I might kidnap a rapper with a handgun Make him make a go fund me for the ransom Makes no sense, random Makes no sense, everything gets so random For some I'm ugly but my mom thinks I'm handsome I'm butt naked glancing in the mirror when I'm dancing I ain't tryna stick to a theme I'm like a kid who wanna sniff glue with lean Life's the movie Inception, I'm tryna get through the dream Stuck in VR with this big booty queen Whatever kid, you never did half of the Gangsta shit you said you did amateur Each tour is a 20 gig massacre You thought Freddy Fox was a Peppa Pig character I'm Pac, I'ma spit at the next camera Fuck a fast car, I'ma get a pet jaguar Somethin' somethin' somethin' connected to Excalibur I do workout sets to get more sex stamina I'm tryna climb trees, I'm tryna jump from a bridge I'm tryna learn parkour so I can run from the pigs, bitch Come to the crib, come Pump somethin' big I've been around the world I've probably got 100 kids Of different colors, bet they speak different languages Some got lucky, others disadvantages Life's a box of quality streets, that's some scary stuff Your pops met your moms and shot you out in a Harry Moff Life depends on when and where your parents fuck You never know what two people can make when you pair em up (facts) And look at you, fuckin' loser Makes no sense, random Makes no sense, life is so random I might kidnap a rapper with a handgun Make him make a go fund me for the ransom Makes no sense, random Makes no sense, everything gets so random For some I'm ugly but my mom thinks I'm handsome I'm butt naked glancing in the mirror when I'm dancing (Why) It's been in time, wasted just wasted time If you can't transplant a brain can you change a mind? (why) Why is ice not made of green and green not made of ice? In the universe is our planet just a grain of rice (why) Why do scissors always go in pairs? Why are pizzas round, cut in triangles, sold in squares? (why) That's some random shit I think as I'm sittin' there With my mouth wide open on a dentist chair It's all random Life is unfair with more ups and downs Than the rise of the fun fair Everything being held together by a cunt hair Most of us walkin' round clueless with a dumb stare (ohh) Where do we go when we die? No one there gave us direct answers So get drunk when you get anxious Somethin' somethin' somethin' Connected to Ned Flanders Cuz it rhyme checks on random facts about red pandas Red pandas are the OG pandas They're not related to the giant ones 98% of their diet is bamboo They spend two thirds of the day sleeping And have six digits on their front paws Makes no sense, random Makes no sense, life is so random I might kidnap a rapper with a handgun Make him make a go fund me for the ransom Makes no sense, random Makes no sense, everything gets so random For some I'm ugly but my mom thinks I'm handsome I'm butt naked glancing in the mirror when I'm dancing Dancing