Keep Up With Jones

Last night I felt like a two dollar pistol This morning I feel like I got shot Hair of the dog says wet my whistle But I don't know if that's a good idea or not I could get up on a little wild hair white lightning Do a little two lane John Deere riding Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on I been known to play possum on a barstool sitting Jukebox gold and the whole room spinning Living in the middle of a country and western song I can't keep trying to keep up with Jones I can't keep trying to keep up with Jones Last night I knew what not to do I just don't know half of what I did I thought I'd try to fill them shoes Turns out them boots are too damn big yeah I could get up on a little wild hair white lightning Do a little two lane John Deere riding Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on I been known to play possum on a barstool sitting Jukebox gold and the whole room spinning Living in the middle of a country and western song I can't keep trying to keep up with Jones I can't keep trying to keep up with Jones I can't keep up I can't keep up Yeah today I'm moving real slow So tonight I'll be a no show Then again I just might go And get up on a little wild hair white lightning Do a little two lane John Deere riding Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on I been known to play possum on a barstool sitting Jukebox gold and the whole room spinning Living in the middle of a country and western song I can't keep trying to keep up with Jones I can't keep trying to keep up with Jones I can't keep trying to keep up with Jones I can't keep trying to keep up with Jones Jones Jones Last night I felt like a two dollar pistol This morning I feel like I got shot