Ring Ring

Oh, ring-ring, pick up the phone Ring-ring, is anybody home? Well, I've only got one call Before they take me down the hall Oh, this is just a big old mess They're trying to get me to confess But right now, I plead the fifth I'm not even sure what I did But I've been on my best behavior Honestly, I don't remember But there was something 'bout a pool stick Something 'bout a fat lip Something about lipstick on my boyfriend's collar A few choice words I apparently hollered In a public place Somebody got a drink in the face They said I had to be escorted out Well, I don't even know what they're talking about 'Cause I've been on my best behavior Honestly, I don't remember Ring-ring, pick up the phone Ring-ring, is anybody home? Well, I ain't staying here tonight Well, I mean, what about my rights? Have you seen this ugly orange suit? It don't even match my boots Just who do they think they are? Oh, I didn't even hit her that hard Y'all, I've been on my best behavior And honestly, I don't remember But there was something 'bout a bar stool Something 'bout a broke tooth Well, I swear I don't even know no Linda Or how her chair got thrown through the window Just look at me, I couldn't hurt a flea You know I'm only five foot two Even in my high heel boots Plus, I've been on my best behavior Honestly, I don't remember Oh y'all, I've been on my best behavior Honestly, I don't remember Ring-ring (ring-ring) I said ring-ring (ring-ring) Ring-ring, is anybody home? Anybody? Y'all gon' come pick me up, right? Come on, hurry Please Well