Urinetown

You, our humble audience (you, our humble audience) You have come to see (you have come to see) What it's like when people can't pee free (people can't pee free) (Can't pee free) First act lasts an hour (first act lasts an hour) Don't assume you're fine (don't assume you're fine) Best go now, there often is a line (often is a line) (often is a line) This is Urinetown One restroom here at Urinetown It's unisex at Urinetown All by design It's the oldest story, masses are oppressed Faces, clothes, and bladders all distressed Rich folks get the good life Poor folks get the woe In the end, it's nothing you don't know You're at Urinetown Your ticket should say Urinetown No refunds, this is Urinetown We'll keep that dough This is Urinetown (this is Urinetown) Here we are at Urinetown (you're in Urinetown) This is Urinetown (this is Urinetown) Here we are at Urinetown (you're in Urinetown) Yes, this is Urinetown This is Urinetown, this is Urinetown On with the show