Sharks

Sharks patrol these waters Sharks patrol these waters Don't let your fingers dangle in the water And don't you worry about the day-glow orange life preserver It won't save you It won't save you Swim for the shore just as fast as you're able Swim like a motherfucker Swim Fast as that the scene shifts to now The ever glorious now The ever present, now Dredged in flour and deep-fat-fried And cooled on paper towels and then devoured You know I spent fifteen years in a life raft Fifteen years in a life raft Now I got something to say Stay in your life boats, people Stay in your life boats, people It's murder out there, murder out there Sharks patrol these waters Sharks patrol these waters, hey Don't you worry about the day-glow orange life preserver It won't save you It won't save you Swim for the shore just as fast as you're able Swim