Podunk

Hello, Fraulein Have you got the time? Your point is so right We'll just be fine You say I'm out of line I feel like crying Hey, Tony (Yes, sweetheart?) What do you call the most famous bus in the world? (I don't know, what do you call the most famous bus in the world?) Columbus, you get it? Hello again I'm glad you rang No, not tonight Don't get uptight Of course I do I love you too Please call again Next time I'll be in Hey, big nose (What do you want now?) What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? (I don't know, what do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?) Sourpuss Hello, Cherie It's little old me We've all hung up Underneath a tree Not Frank, it's Jim No J-I-M Well, how you been? Hey, handsome (Can't you see I'm busy?) What do you call a duck that goes to school? (What do you call a duck that goes to school?) A wise quacker Thank you, folks, thank you Thank you, ladies and gentlemen Second show will be at 8 o'clock Bye now, bye now, thank you, folks Oh yeah What did I do with my glass? Don't rush me, I'm leaving, I'm leaving