Bat Rap

Title: Bat Rap #CHORUS Bad guys, better watch your backs, because The Dark Knight's comin down on your ass (Look out) Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?) They call me Bat-B-Bat They call me Batman #VERSE Arkham City? Ain't no problem Sinister plots? I'm the guy who stops em I got high-tech gadgets 'cause I'm awesome Caution, I'll drop-kick your ass out of Gotham What's up Mr. Freeze? I'ma cook you well-done I know The Penguin is around, 'cause I can smell him (Ew) I'm here to put an end to this rebellion Commissioner Gordon, youre welcome I see these thugs chillin everywhere But when I come into town, they want me out of their hair They hear me runnin' down the street, see me glidin through the air By the time they get to me, it's just like I was never there (What?) I'm a martial arts master, no one's faster Ill use Batarangs if I have to I get pissed off when I hear evil laughter So I eat bad guys and turn 'em into bat turds #CHORUS Bad guys, better watch your backs, because The Dark Knight's comin' down on your ass (Look out) Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?) They call me Bat-B-Bat They call me Batman #VERSE Catwoman's pretty, she's got great titties Robin, keep your hands off, she's my bitty And if Mr. Riddler really thinks he's witty Ask him to fist fight me, we'll see who ends up winning Hitting you harder than a freight train (No way) I'm just glad that I'm not as ugly as Two-Face With a customized suit that looks like toothpaste So, is it true, Harvey Dent, that you go both ways? (Ahaha) This one is for you, Solomon Grundy You may be tough, but holy fuck, you're ugly Between your legs, I know that there is nothing You couldn't get it up, because you're a zombie I have no fear, the past, behind me I wipe my ass with poison ivy I like being me, 'cause I'm damn fine You know you'll never touch me Hammer time (Damn) #CHORUS Bad guys, better watch your backs, because The Dark Knight's comin' down on your ass (Look out) Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?) They call me Bat-B-Bat They call me Batman #BRIDGE Spread my wings and take to flight Sleep all day and play all night Gotham is my home, alright? You better not talk shit if you cannot fight Made of vengeance, not with hate Nonetheless, I'm quite irate Say goodbye to Hugo Strange I'll kill any motherfucker who knows my name #CHORUS Bad guys, better watch your backs, because The Dark Knight's comin' down on your ass (Look out) Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?) They call me Bat-B-Bat They call me Batman Bad guys, better watch your backs, because The Dark Knight's comin' down on your ass (Look out) Bruce Wayne? Who the fuck is that? (Who knows?) They call me Bat-B-Bat They call me Batman