Rap Starr

Used to wanna be a rap star, yes sir Guest star with Gang Starr, KRS, and De La Soul Practice in the mirror, grab my Bose, beatbox, and then I Twist my hair and rock a mean ol' flow Cursed Vanilla Ice on my airbrushed mic For doing what I was doing worst A walking identity crisis Just like Skip Marley in the film "The Jerk" Singing "Welcome to my Ghetto" watch for drive-by hellos Parkour pranksters shooting eggs at your window Life's hard 'round here, I can't sleep The sound of the birds gets on my nerves, it's too sweet Good morning, Mrs. Reagan, how are you today? Won't the postman wake you up? You need some Sellotape And if that don't work, I'll just call up my boys Pump action water pistol, that arson making voice Straight outta Nice Place, a crazy mother lover named Ronnie Moon Push it like the Clippers in the barber saloon Shit so raw, make it so flies wanna feast on this Shut up the suckers like Anise and Ciss Now flow for days, sharp like a razor And when you feel it, nothing can save ya I'm bigger than bad, I'm badder than bold About as far as I can get from being old Used to wanna be a rap star, yes sir Guest star with Gang Starr, KRS, and De La Soul Practice in the mirror, grab my Bose, beatbox, and then I Twist my hair and rock a mean ol' flow Cursed Vanilla Ice on my airbrushed mic For doing what I was doing worst A walking identity crisis Just like Skip Marley in the film "The Jerk" British born and raised with the ways of black America King of the freestyle, wasn't nobody better My head was in the Bronx, stole my paper and leaves Born to rock a party with my mom's LPs Summer came along, I started hanging with the hippies Took me a chill pill, started listening to The Clash Cutting up Dylan in my mixtape mash Flying like an eagle into the future Goodbye b-boy, it's time to be a man Found myself, I love myself, forming a charter, my band This is as real as I can keep it on the microphone stand My tale is the first and it won't be the last 30 One Mile, New Phaze, It's Singing, Is It Me? LP number three, damn, I used to wanna be a rap star Damn, I used to wanna be, damn, I used to wanna be Used to wanna be a rap star, yes sir Guest star with Gang Starr, KRS, and De La Soul Practice in the mirror, grab my Bose, beatbox, and then I Twist my hair and rock a mean ol' flow Cursed Vanilla Ice on my airbrushed mic For doing what I was doing worst A walking identity crisis Just like Skip Marley in the film "The Jerk" Dedicated to Biz Markie, Divine Style, and Busy Bee Rakim, Allah, Big Daddy Kane, and the one Kool G Slick Rick, Melle Mel, Caz, and Glow Grand Puba, Tash Crew, and Fat Joe 3Rd Bass, Charlie Chase, EPMD LL Cool J, Run-DMC Tubbs 180, Q-Tip, Rammellzee Bionic, Dandy Dipper, and the one Rodney P Used to wanna be a rap star, yes sir Guest star with Gang Starr, KRS, and De La Soul Practice in the mirror, grab my Bose, beatbox, and then I Twist my hair and rock a mean ol' flow Cursed Vanilla Ice on my airbrushed mic For doing what I was doing worst A walking identity crisis Just like Skip Marley in the film "The Jerk" Used to wanna be a rap star, yes sir Guest star with Gang Starr, KRS, and De La Soul Practice in the mirror, grab my Bose, beatbox, and then I Twist my hair and rock a mean ol' flow Cursed Vanilla Ice on my airbrushed mic For doing what I was doing worst A walking identity crisis Just like Skip Marley in the film "The Jerk"