Introduction

Yo, let me tell you about this dream I had I woke up in some weird scientist lab Standing next to a dude in a white coat Had X dot light on his pocket protector Had this big blue helmet on And a big cannon in place of my right arm He said Hey Mega Ran, what you don't remember me? The power charge must have took some of your memory We gotta go, Wally's got another plan Man, who are you? What happened to my right hand? The Doc said I got no time to explain This is the joke, no time for the games Yo, this all remind me of a game I played Back when I was a young boy like fifth grade Step outside and the sky's all pink Explosions everywhere make it hard to think Thought I could trust Wally, but I should've known Then over the horizon I spot a big dome The Doc said I said yeah, right there That's what? That's Dr. Wally's secret lair He's got eight bosses you gotta beat first And when you find Wally, we could be dirt I brought a few weapons for your protection And this is the beginning of the Mega Ran election But I got a question What am I doing? Who are you? What do you want me to do? This is weird, man Still seems more like a cheap B-movie to me