Layoffs

It's been a long, hard day for me, you should know I've been in meetings all this week And even though we exceeded our projections for the holiday Unfortunately, our sales aren't where they need to be You know I have to make it right with the board Because they need a throat to choke And of course it's the hardest choice I've ever had to make, for sure: Do I take a pay cut or just cut the workforce? So if you're on this call, That means your role has been eliminated I know I dropped the ball But I'm so proud of what we all created I take full responsibility We may not agree on what that means I take full responsibility I'm sure you all have questions And you deserve real answers Tara's gonna answer questions As soon as she gets some answers Now once I end this meeting All of your accounts will be deleted Both your chat and email will be frozen All your files are wiped remotely Don't stress Just send your laptop back-use that FedEx sticker You've got 5 whole days to sign that severance letter Don't forget about the NDA and Non-Compete Take everything you learned but use it in a different industry You'll get your PTO But you might not see that Christmas money I want you each to know My thoughts and prayers go out to all your families I take full responsibility We may not agree on what that means The buck stops with me (though technically it stops with you) But I take full responsibility