Flex

All I want for Christmas is some ice Watch my body fall and watch my body rise Flex it baby, keep me up all night Let's flex so, let's flex Female bodybuilders from Tijuana Buy fake flowers fresh from artificial markets At the border to comply with my strict orders To impress the Chinese Premier who wants to see them flex While simultaneously writing his regrets on paper Film it on your camera phone, convert it straight to VHS And post it to my home address by DHL or UPS So I can sleep at night, smoke my cigarettes in peace Instead of waking up from dreams of flexing arms and flexing knees Hit it I don't wanna flex for the fuck of it If you want me for a toy, don't count on it All the boys wanna touch it, touch it And flex, ooh, and flex All I want for Christmas is some ice Watch my body fall and watch my body rise Flex it baby, keep me up all night Let's flex so, let's flex I made a meal especially for you Take a bite, chew it up, spit it out and start anew Hand the pulp to your hotel personnel Then move to Moscow, cut your hair and wear Chanel I've got friends that are in high places who can help, but You don't ever wanna live like that Baby, do you wanna write the Oxford guide to suicide A treat inside your head Buy a webcam and a single bed So everyone can see you flex I don't wanna flex for the fuck of it If you want me for a toy, don't count on it All the boys wanna touch it, touch it And flex, ooh, and flex All I want for Christmas is some ice Watch my body fall and watch my body rise Flex it baby, keep me up all night Let's flex so, let's flex Boy, I need a witness Had an apparition and I saw God Her flexing muscles reach right through the sky And I tried to flex for her flex, so I flex, I flex All I want for Christmas is some ice Watch my body fall and watch my body rise Flex it baby, keep me up all night Let's flex so, let's flex I'm the fucking female Jesus Christ Break my bones, I'll be reborn, I'll come back twice Flex it baby, keep me up all night Let's flex so, let's flex