A-Zit

A zit? A zit My fans will throw a fit My gorgeous face of charm and grace Has never had a single trace Of anything that's out of place And now I have a zit? Don't like it a bit Because it's big, it's sore And it's clogging up my pore Just look at this, it's really sick Like something out of a horror flick It's gonna ruin my cover pic It's twice as big as Moby Dick I gotta get rid of it really quick I really hate this zit Calm down a bit We know just how you feel Relax, it's no big deal We all get zits sooner or later Some are big and some are greater Yours looks like a meteor crater But we know it's not Thanks a lot A zit, a zit Oh, yes, that's it We must admit It's growing on you Okay, it's there And folks may stare And kids might scare But still, it's true That it's just a little spot It's nothing No, it's not It's awful, see, just look up close It's so disgusting and morose Oh, my goodness, that is gross I have got a dot? Was that my spot? A dot, a dot I can't believe I've got This great big thing I don't know what A little girl with a pixie cut Is growing right here on my butt A great big Warner dot Who'd have thought? You can speak? Yeah, I speak Though, I only live a week We zits have feelings, too, you know And hopes and dreams and plans to grow Maybe visit Idaho But not to have a dot Right where I've got A zit I've got a dot I never dreamed I never thought I'd be so horrified right in my gut It's on my face It's on my butt A zit A dot I tell you what I don't know what to do A zit, a zit A zit A dot (I must admit) I have a zit I have a dot My fans will throw a fit (I'm glad that it's not) Somehow we got It's growing on me (okay, it's there) It's on my face It's on my butt (and folks may stare) I can't erase I'm in a rut (and kids might scare) I don't know what I don't know what (oh, what) To do But what is true Is he can think, he can feel My pimple's really real I guess somehow I didn't see That all he asks is, let him be He really is a lot like me My pimple is my friend My dot My zit Hey, we could be a hit You're part of me, I'm part of you We go together, just us two So, let's go visit Boise Zoo Dot Warner and her zit And now that's it And so, let's quit It's not so bad, in fact I'm glad It's great to have a dot (zit)