Braindead

You have three new messages "Hey, it's Alyssa, just checking in I'm out here with Lauren, are we still on for tonight? 'Cause we've been waitin' outside at this club for a while now So I just want to make-" "Girl, we've been waiting out here all night Where the hell are you? Don't say you're trying to fuck that dumb ass again 'Cause if you are, I'm going to-" "Okay, so I Googled it Turns out you were right Horn isn't named after the band It's the other way around Anyways, I got your text Yeah, I am free tonight If you want to hang out Or just want to be alone, I'm good" One, two, three, go! People laughin' when you speak "Was it something I said?" You're brain-dead, uh-uh-uh But somethin' 'bout you makes me weak Somethin' wrong with my head I'm brain-dead, uh-uh-uh You're a damn fool But I love you ("Was it something I said?") I'm a fool too (you're brain-dead, uh-uh-uh) 'Cause I love you You're a damn fool But I love you (somethin' wrong with my head) I'm a fool too (I'm brain-dead) 'Cause I love you My friends been wonderin' "Are you in love with them?" "Nuh-uh, nuh-uh" I mean, you've gotta be kiddin' Save your embarrassment There's no comparison Uh-oh, uh-oh (You mean I'm brain dead?) And they're still wonderin' "Are you in love with them?" "Nuh-uh, nuh-uh" I'll keep my obsession hidden It's too embarrassin' I wanna marry them Uh-oh, uh-oh C'mon, you gotta be kiddin' Mirror, mirror on the wall Who's the dumbest bitch of all? 'Cause every second that we speak It's you, until my knees get weak I tease you, but it's just to hide That I'm the dumbest bitch alive I fell for you, I don't know why I cross my heart and hope you're mine I love you, I'd like to see you I hate to say, but I need you I double texted, I triple texted I-, God fucking damn I'm just too dumb when I'm love struck I start to blush when you come up And God, you're just so dumb Kiss me now, make me redacted My friends been wonderin' "Are you in love with them?" "Nuh-uh, nuh-uh" I'll keep my obsession hidden It's too embarrassin' I wanna marry them Uh-oh, uh-oh (C'mon, you gotta be kiddin') We been wonderin' You in love with them? We wanna know, we gotta know Don't keep it hidden We been wonderin' You in love with them? You tell us no, but c'mon (I mean, you gotta be kiddin') We been wonderin' You in love with them? (Oh-oh) We wanna know, we gotta know (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh) Don't keep it hidden We been wonderin' You in love with them? (Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh) People laughin' when you speak "Was it something I said?" You're brain-dead, uh-uh-uh But somethin' 'bout you makes me weak Somethin' wrong with my head I'm brain-dead, uh-uh-uh You're a damn fool But I love you ("Was it something I said?") I'm a fool too (you're brain-dead, uh-uh-uh) 'Cause I love you You're a damn fool But I love you (somethin' wrong with my head) I'm a fool too (I'm brain-dead) 'Cause I love you, love you, love you, love you It's a fucked up fairytale Be the prince to my princess My whole life getting derailed But before you, I liked it a lot less And I guess I'll admit it Just one looks all that did it You're a little bit dumb, but it's all fine 'Cause I'm brain-dead too You should be mine