Rodeo

Monday rolls around into Sunday I remember that one day Mum said I would find that special someone I could marry Divorce me like I was nothing Then drain me out of my money God damnit Lord please don't throw me back into the Rodeo Everybody's looking for their Romeo I just want to crawl back in my hole Tongue tied Gettin' head through the window Watching all of the girls moan Alabama's shaking so I guess he'll feel up Sally? Do whatever to thrill you Do whatever that kills you I just know that I don't wanna go back to the Rodeo Everybody's looking for their Romeo I don't want to go back to the Rodeo Everybody's looking for their Romeo I just wanna crawl back in my Ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-le I'd rather choke from a rope and hang dead Please don't throw me in that Rodeo Everybody's looking for their Romeo I just wanna crawl back in my Ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-le I'd rather choke on a rope than go home with a Rodeo Romeo