Fool Proof

The only ring I gave her, came collect from county She finally called it quits and said she's better off without me And I'd be better off if I could stay out of this glass But on this here stool, this here fool is swearin' she'll come back She says I ain't got a shot, but I'm sittin' here with two I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into But they don't make that Liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor Black label, loudmouth soup Fool proof It's like it sees me comin', and pours itself into A man who's down to nothin', feelin' Johnny Walker Blue It makes me dial her number when it makes me drink enough And it wakes me up hungover, makes her keep on hangin' up Sayin' I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into But they don't make that Liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor Black label, loudmouth soup Fool proof Fool me once, hell fool me twice Just fool me strong and over ice 'Cause I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into But they don't make that Liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor Black label, loudmouth soup Fool proof