Funkin' Around

What is funk? Tell 'em, George Tell 'em what? Everybody knows funk is a fact Can't you see I'm digging on this UFO? Get up off my back Here, take this shovel Can you dig it? Funk Snack's back at last on your big set Now y'all know who's heating up all this noise We gon' party, sound What is funk? Who wants to know? Identify yourself Are you friends or foes? Funk, people tell me can you feel it Don't be afraid to reveal it And if you do, it's alright Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo Hippity-hop-hop, let me see you pop, lock Got to get my hands on a one-night stand, yeah Let the little girl dance Here I come, y'all Make way, let us through I wonder if you mind, if I stand Give the little girl a chance While I do my thing She knows what to do I can sho 'nuff get down Let the little girl dance I can make you jump, I can make you shout Make way, let us through I'll bring the party out Call everybody on the ward Funk, funk is bubble gum I wanna see you party And if you can't find it Just ask your grandma to give you some I'm sure you will be glad to 'Cause his job is to funk you too Go 'head, go 'head Clap your hands, y'all Go 'head, go 'head It's alright Go 'head, go 'head Fire it up, y'all Go 'head, go 'head Fire it up Ladies and gentlemen Please extinguish all smoking materials And return to your seats We're experiencing severe turbulence Our father, who art in heaven Nigga, get up off your knees, please You're flying in the friendly skies Yeah, well they don't look so friendly to me All you got to do is light up with me Funk, who's smoking that joint? Be cool, brother, get to the point What is funk? Now lay me down to sleep Whatever happened to the freak of the week? I'm over here, baby Damn, thank you, ma'am I'll be seeing you in a few Yeah, I'll be waiting What is funk? What channel did she say the soul music was on? Say, brother, why don't you try it with your earphones on? For those of you who have the chair stuck to your rear I want you to know that Sitting Bull would have been proud of you Got the message? Get out your seat, get on your feet What's the matter with you, can't you feel it? Here, try some of this Geritol Pop your finger, shake your head Say, George, call the morgue I think these people are dead Meanwhile, back at the plane Once again, ladies and gentlemen The captain has illuminated the seatbelt signs Oh no, nigga, why don't you be cool? You done smoked up all the weed And you're still acting a fool And if you don't take your arm from around my leg Let me tell you something, man I will knock you dead upside your head What is funk? Pop, pop, yeah, fizz, fizz I'll never tell what funk is, lookie here Funk, you can't computerize it No, no, no Often imitated, but never duplicated Shh, oh yeah, they tried it This section of the song is for snake charming Stick to the script, lips Kiss my Say, trigger, that wasn't a very nice thing to say Roy Rogers would be ashamed of you Hit me, band Snake, snake, snake, snake Snake, snake, snake, snake Snake, snake, snake, snake Snake, snake, snake, snake Funk, funk it around, funk it around Just for the funk of it Funk, funk it around, funk it around Just for the funk of it Funk, funk it around, funk it around Just for the funk of it Funk, funk it around, funk it around