Calcutta

If you ever get to Calcutta Say, "Hello" if you notice me near I might as well go to Calcutta 'Cause you certainly don't need me 'round here I may look you up in Calcutta Buzz me at the bazaar, I'll be doing an act with a snake The next time we meet, I'll be wearing a sheet 'Cause here you won't give me a break So long, baby I've packed up all of my junk But the next time you see me I'll be riding on an elephant's trunk Won't you look for me in Calcutta And I'll wave as I climb up my rope You know, in your turban, you won't look suburban At least I won't feel like a dope You're gonna chase me off to Calcutta Unless you tell me you love me, I hope In Brazil, hey, baby, you bugged me When you made such a play for that chick (She was showing me the samba) In Spain, when your arms could a hugged me You were teaching some floozie a trick (I was showing her the two-step) In Monterey, you were fickle (never moved) On that slow boat to China too fast Well, how about me on the Isle of Capri When you thought of me seldom and last What, hold, baby What, say let's call it a truce Lets both fly to India I've been acting like a silly mongoose We could both make up in Calcutta We could kiss as we climb up a rope We'll start a new tango beneath an old mango While watching rhinoceros elope Our next report will come from Calcutta Unless you tell me you love me, I hope Unless you tell me you love me, I hope