Playing Drunk

I'm getting down here real close so I can show you what I'm doing tonight What you wanna do is just lay it, lay it on top of the record And with just a slight bit of downward pressure, give it a little push And it will automatically follow the grooves and circle the record Then I always reverse it This has never hurt a record I've did this hundreds of times, if not more There you go Now, uh, lift it up Alright, this record's pretty dirty, so Just gonna give it a little scrub I usually let it sit for a few moments To kinda let the alcohol do its magic This has never hurt a record I've did this hundreds of times, if not more Now, uh