Keep It Safe

I keep my money on my mind and my valuables in the grave I got caskets and coffins and locked boxes and safes I got treasure maps, 20 thousand autographs T-shirts and lava lamps, couple old coins and some food stamps All buried in the cemetery carefully And I'mma keep on stacking up until they come to bury me W-w-with mad treasures like a leprechaun Cemetery stepping, better watch who's plot you stepping on Fuck a bank account, I got holes like a golf course dad All filled with fat knots and some Crown Royal bags 500 Dollar liquor brand new with the tags And some icky sticky rolled up in a dirty Zig Zag Feel me? Let's fill a body bag with sweets and trick or treats Weed and Zig Zags, fill it up, we gon' hit the streets We not coming home until the loot can fill a fucking grave worth Six feet deep, four wide is the framework Fill it up, tripping on the treasures and the fat bud Dump it in, like a private vault no one gets none We don't need a lock and key, the dirt will keep it safe We don't need no lock and key, the earth will keep it safe If the cops would ever find this, I'd be done if they did So much evidence they'd throw the fucking book at the kid I'd be underneath the jail with the maximum bid But I'm too clever to never find out the spot that it's hid They'll never find out I'm sadistic cause I never leave a witness With the quickness grab my trophy and handle murderous business I got a problem and it spreads like an infection And you're the next person to add to my collection I've been collecting things, putting them inside the dirt Things I want and need, a couple things I feel that I deserve Acknowledgements and broken mirrors, attention from important folks List of people did me wrong with how and why reminder notes Rookie cards slabbed up, Pokemon nine or better Got about fifty of 'em buried in some Christmas sweaters Yeah, put these in the graveyard hidden with the stickers Crank the ten in case the dead wanna listen, rock it Let's fill a body bag with sweets and trick or treats Weed and Zig Zags, fill it up, we gon' hit the streets We not coming home until the loot can fill a fucking grave worth Six feet deep, four wide is the framework Fill it up, tripping on the treasures and the fat bud Dump it in, like a private vault no one gets none We don't need a lock and key, the dirt will keep it safe We don't need no lock and key, the earth will keep it safe Pull up a little further and you'll see this plot of dirt And underneath are all the treasures that I stashed from all my work It would be my pleasure, let me show you this one first It's a bag of teeth I pulled out of somebody's mouth who heard A couple girls who were just walking home but creeper he would lurk So I blew his fucking head off and hid his teeth under dirt Some people say I'm crazy, a lunatic, I'm berserk and I'm proving it I've been fluid and doing it, got a head with no screws in it Check out this butcher knife with the grooves in it Blood still on the handle from me using it I see you're perusing it Those came from a jogger that I murdered and said fuck it Throw both of his shoes in it Let's fill a body bag with sweets and trick or treats Weed and Zig Zags, fill it up, we gon' hit the streets We not coming home until the loot can fill a fucking grave worth Six feet deep, four wide is the framework Fill it up, tripping on the treasures and the fat bud Dump it in, like a private vault no one gets none We don't need a lock and key, the dirt will keep it safe We don't need no lock and key, the earth will keep it safe Let's fill a body bag with sweets and trick or treats Weed and Zig Zags, fill it up, we gon' hit the streets We not coming home until the loot can fill a fucking grave worth Six feet deep, four wide is the framework Fill it up, tripping on the treasures and the fat bud Dump it in, like a private vault no one gets none We don't need a lock and key, the dirt will keep it safe We don't need no lock and key, the earth will keep it safe