Kaput

Back when I was summering in Brussels I fell in love with Martin, and his muscles My heart got pumping every time he flexed, mwah It's fair to say that I was overcome by what came next Turns out he wasn't all that strong in bed And that is when I turned to him and said We've gone kaput Now we're kaput Once our desire burnt like a fire But now there's nothing left but soot We had a laugh or two But now the laughter is through My dear, I fear that we're kaput Once I took a lover up in Munich Who made my prior beau look like a eunuch Soon we were making romance 'round the clock But soon, alas, I tired of his cockamamie talk You see the man had nothing in his head And, so one night I'd had enough and said We've gone kaput Now we're kaput Your rear's sublime, but now it's time It got a visit from my foot We had a fine affair But please get out of mine hair My dear, I fear it's clear that we're kaput We've gone kaput (we've gone kaput) Now we're kaput (now we're kaput) Once our desire burnt like a fire But now there's nothing left but soot We had a fine affair But please get out of mine hair My dear, I fear that we're kaput (Kaput) (Kaput) (Kaput) (Kaput)